MacBook Pro: Gustav
I bought my MacBook Pro in late June 2009. It has a 17" screen, 2.8 GHz Intel Core 2 Duo processor, 4 GB RAM (or two @ GB sticks), and a 500 GB hard drive (360 GB available). It has three operating systems to choose from: Mac OS X Snow Leopard, Windows XP and Windows 7.
iPad: Bentley
Yes, I have an iPad. No, it's not useless. I love it for watching movies, playing games and reading books on iBooks or the Kindle app. Bentley is a 16 GB Wifi iPad. He is jailbroken via Spirit.
iPod Touch: Rupert
This is my iPod #4 and iPod Touch #3. My first iPod was a black 2 GB nano. My first touch was sold to a friend for a Christmas gift so I could buy a newer generation, and the second sustained water damage. Both Touches before Rupert were 8 GB. Rupert is a second generation 16 GB refurb, jailbroken via redsn0w.
Phone: Unnamed
I've never named my phones. My current phone is an LG Banter, also known as the Rumor on other carriers (I have US Cellular). The only bad thing about it is it doesn't do video. It turns video messages into animated GIFs which skips frames and just looks ugly. 
